Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Resolutions

Now that I have sobered up enough to stop shaking I figured it was time to go over my New Year's Resolutions. Now what does someone as perfect as I resolve to do in 2008?
  • Get back with my ex-wife (this is the year, I know it)
  • Destroy edGrimley
  • Destroy Snow.Man
  • Be less angry (this will be the hardest)
  • Do whatever it takes to get Ned Yost fired
  • Kill the bear who killed my father
Other than that there is no real way I can perfect what I already have going on.


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2 comments:

  1. edgrimlyJanuary 1, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    I want to be less fergalicios as well.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2008 at 4:49 PM

    not if I destroy you first chief. the thing about kias is sometimes they spontaneously explode. its tragic...

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