He's "that guy," and proud of it

I know I don't blog about the Olympics because I choose to ignore them completely. However, today after my first day back at work in 3 months, I just needed to do some good old-fashioned Internet time (ie PORN). I ran across this hilarious article proving that Michael Phelps is a douche bag. To the few people lucky enough to hear me speak on this subject, I have been arguing for months that I guarantee you Michael Phelps is a douche bag, and this proves it. As a side note, I bet every Olympic athlete is a douche bag, I mean why not be one?