Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Village Bicycle.......



It's a sad day here in the Chopper household. My car hit the 100,000 mile mark this afternoon. As promised, the second it 100,000 miles I just pulled over, got out, lit the car on fire, and walked away. You'll be missed, we made many late night runs to "take care of business." I was raised that once anything has served it's purpose, just light it on fire and leave by the side of the road.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

too bad you cant just push it down the abortion ramp like how you deal with all your other 'mistakes'

edgrimly said...

Though you cant abort a car, I think the man has, what, like 5 kids to feed? I would think that burning it is the best solution. The three bodies in the trunk could have suffered a worse fate.