Thursday, April 22, 2010

There are heroes, and then there are HEROES, and then there are f**king HEROES

Dwight David Honeycutt is a hero, check out this real video:




Still don't think he's a hero, read this. My god, there are so many great one-liners in this, you could start your own t-shirt line.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

There are heroes, and then there are HEROES

Kiefer Sutherland is my hero. He plays all American bada** Jack Bauer on 24 and when he is not working he plays Kiefer Sutherland, American drunk. He has been quoted as saying "I work hard, I play hard." And play hard he does. Recently there was this story about him being tossed from a bar on a Wednesday night. You don't really need to read any other stories about him getting drunk, all you need is to look at the following picture:

Classy. In case you need more here is another one, here, and here.

Thank you Jack Bauer for saving this country numerous times and thank you Kiefer Sutherland for making it okay to be a grown-a** man and getting ridiculously drunk, sit at a table with no pants on, and get tossed out of the bar. We salute you.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Enlightened

So I went over to a friends house today to just kick it for awhile and watch The Masters (which I normally never watch). Mickelson was trying to hit a put and right when he hit the ball a leave thing fell between his ball and the hole. (that's not a euphemism) The ball hit the leave and didn't go in the hole. The announcer said it was "synchrodestiny." What? Is that a word.

A quick google search opens a whole world of what it is.

"SynchroDestiny is coincidence but it contains a purpose. It contains a meaning. It has a direction. It has intention. And where do those qualities come from? They come from you."

There are some other interesting sites with an explanation. One of them even had a great quote: "it's time you stop playing hide and seek with your destiny." Did that just blow your mind?


Sunday, April 4, 2010

Roller Coaster of emotions

So on Friday night I went out and consumed some beverages with two mortal enemies and afterwards stopped at my local watering hole. When I walked in I was slapped by a grown man (who actually looks like this actor) within 30 seconds because I didn't recognize his wife. This guy used to live in the neighborhood and was the King of this place, but he moved away about 3 years ago and now makes one appearance a year. I don't know if I have ever met his wife with her clothes on before.

On a positive side I have been listening to a series of Ricky Gervais podcasts. It's Ricky, his comedian buddy Stephen Merchant and introducing the straight guy in all their jokes, Carl Pikington. Ricky and Stephen just ask these bizarre questions like what will the future be like or who should be able to adopt. Carl's answers are bizarre, and then Ricky and Stephen just make fun of him, and he doesn't realize it. It's hilarious. Ricky Gervais is an on-the-spot hilarious comedian and has a great laugh.


Hilarious, their jobs are rapists and getting rid of the bodies, and they are trying to raise their child homosexual because there is too much pressure to be heterosexual.





HBO has turned these Podcasts, and others by the trio into a new animated show "The Ricky Gervais show."