Long time listener, first time caller...........

It seems that all along I have had 5 readers, not the 4 I thought I had. It also seems that my 5th reader took my jokes a bit too far this past week. You may have heard of this story of some dude on a couple of VH1 "reality" shows that killed his stripper wife and cut her up and put her in a suitcase and is now on the run in Canada.

This story seems unbelievable on some many levels.

• Somehow a guy with some serious offenses in the past was accepted onto a tv show. He was also on a show in which some hooker picked out of a group of millionaires. (She really just banged them all and one guy banged her the most and "won.") However, this guy is obviosuly far from being a millionaire.
• This guy cut her up and she was identified by her breast implants.
• This guy was on two different shows on VH1. He is on "Megan Wants a Millionaire," which was half way through their season. (The chick from Megan Wants a Millionaire was on 3 or 4 shows. Is it that hard to find idiots willing to embarrass their families on VH1?) He was already eliminated, but VH1 has pulled all episodes of the show off, and removed it from their website, it is almost as if it never existed. Now there is a rumor that he was on "I Love Money 3" that has not aired at all yet. There is a rumor that he even won the $250000 grand prize. VH1 will not air that at all, but he may have already received the cash prize and is in Canada with it.

Don't get me wrong, it's horrible that this woman was killed, but this whole thing seems out of a shitty novel or some terrible movie.

Since a certain rival political blogger never posted this video, I will post the video of the best response from a politician to a stupid question. It is probably political suicide, but it is funny: