Terrible, Terrible, Terrible

The movie industry just let out another terrible, terrible, terrible movie. Some how I was convinced that going to see Ghost Rider on a Saturday afternoon was going to be a good idea even though there were many reasons not to.
1) The movie was not released to critics to be reviewed before being released for the public.
2) Nickolas Cage, outside of maybe 3 movies, is a terrible actor and makes terrible movies.
3) The promo commercials said nothing good about the movie, not even from small newspapers that no one has heard of.
4) Its about Ghost Rider, a comic book I don't think anyone has ever read.

Despite this I went and saw it, and believe me when I say that it is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. It feels like it was written by Cage himself because no Hollywood writer would have written it. Here is a list of why it was terrible.

1) The first 20 minutes when he is a kid make no sense and has nothing to do with the rest of the movie
2) There is a scene where the bad guy is looking for a cemetery but is told a few years ago they moved the cemetery, and all the graves somewhere else. WHAT??
3) They introduce these 4 bad guys without any explanation, they just show up and start killing people in a biker bar, in a scene that has doing to do with anything else.
4) The never explain what the bad guys are trying to accomplish or get.
5) There are only 4 scenes with Cage as Ghost Rider. They each last about 3 minutes and the first one doesn't take place until an hour into it.
The acting my every character (even Cage) is god-awful. They speak like they are being told the lines in a hidden ear piece.
6) The dialogue, especially between him and his "girl" is terrible and makes no sense.

Do not see this movie, I was frustrated and un-comfortable the entire time in the theater. The worst part was that the theater was pretty full and a large number of people were enjoying it. People were chearing in parts and laughing at parts that were not remotely funny. I am quite a bit dumbher just for being in the same room as these people.