Friday, May 23, 2008

Ambulance Chasers

The lengths a lawyer will go to keep their client innocent has never surprised me...until now. As we all know R. Kelly is in court AGAIN for having sex with a 13-year old. This time they have been showing the video in court and I read this story about how his lawyer is building a defense.

WTF? Why compare it to Little Man? Because R. Kelly is black? The lady's response to the lawyer's questioning is hilarious. At this point I am hoping there is no way that R. Kelly gets away with this. This would be like the 3rd 13-year old girl he has been accused of having sex with. Can anyone in Hollywood be found guilty of anything?

I guess if you want to become a lawyer you need to take a class called "Terrible Movies and How to Build a Shaky Defense around Them."

I should have used evidence from White Chicks or some other terrible Wayans Brothers' movie (there's just so many of them) during my divorce hearing.

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