I have only been back living in Milwaukee for 5 years now, and the city has one 3 major awards. First we were the fattest city (thank my ex-wife), then we were the drunkest (thank Edgrimley and my ex), and now we are the sexiest city (thank me).
I actually find it hilarious to think that Milwaukee is the sexiest city. Me, sexiest man, sure, but Milwaukee, the sexiest city??? The article goes on to say that it was selected because there is so much to do in the city during the summer and people are so drunk they don't care about anything like inhibitions. The truth is that the weather is god-awful here 10 months a year, and so therefore everyone has to cram everything into 2 months, so it appears that there is a lot to do. If this article had been written in December, Milwaukee would not finish in the top 25, guarantee. But hey we'll take it.
I wonder what award Milwaukee will win next?
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