R.I.P. you P.O.S.

I think my I-pod just died, piece of s**t. Actually it lasted for 2 years, 9 months (longer than my first marriage).

I went to turn it on this morning to listen to some tunes and there was nothing on it. It turned on, but when I went to track lists they were all blank. Then today after work I went home and was going to plug it into my computer and just put new songs on it, no worries. I plugged it in and I-tunes couldn't recognize it, and said there was an error. It told my I needed to reset the factory settings with the CD. Again, no worries, it was already blank. I went through all the steps and clicked on initialize reset. It sat there for about 5 minutes, began making sounds and said "can't mount the I-pod" Hey buddy, sounds like a personal problem.

I tried it again on a different computer, same thing. Last thing I am going to do is try a new I-pod connection cord. If that doesn't work, it is dead.

For those of you who are interested services will be Saturday night at a local tavern to be determined. Then I will bury it at sea as indicated in its will.

I was planning on getting a new one this summer that could all kinds of new things. I guess I;ll just move up that date to this Sunday. Good thing I robber that bank last weekend. Woops, probably shouldn't have said that. I was even thinking about getting the I-knife. It's cool and handy.