Stop what you're doing....

Everyone stop what you are doing....American Idol premieres tonight. We have 2 hours of it tonight and 2 more hours of it tomorrow. No one bother contacting me during this time, I have to take every fiber of my being and give full attention to every mind-blowing moment of the show.

Those of you that need something more; apparently Britney Spears wrote a suicide note before her little stand off with the police last week. Best part of the article was the line, "'The letter was very sad,' says a friend." This reminds of this classic scene from Royal Tenenbaums:
Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah, right after I regained conciousness.
Chas: Well what does it say? Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note.
Chas: Can I read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Well could you at least summarize it for us?

Not that suicide is funny...but Royal Tenenbaums gets very close to making it funny.