Resolutions

Now that I have sobered up enough to stop shaking I figured it was time to go over my New Year's Resolutions. Now what does someone as perfect as I resolve to do in 2008?

• Get back with my ex-wife (this is the year, I know it)
• Destroy edGrimley
• Destroy Snow.Man
• Be less angry (this will be the hardest)
• Do whatever it takes to get Ned Yost fired
• Kill the bear who killed my father
  

Other than that there is no real way I can perfect what I already have going on.