Crunked Out!

If you haven't seen the Pacman Jones video on ESPN, here it is in all it's glory:


A few rants:

• I don't think there is anything that "offensive" in the video like ESPN keeps warning you. All the nudity is blurred and cursing is bleeped. The scene is so chaotic, you can't really see what is going on anyways. There is much more "offensive" scenes on primetime television.
• It's awesome that Nelly is there, even better that he waves off the guy videotaping this. Nelly knows that something stupid is going to happen, he doesn't want to be in on it.
• The scene with Jermaine Dupri yelling at the strippers is great. Who does that?
  
• Why does this club let people video tape this? Could you imagine trying to video tape at a strip club? I actually sat next to this guy at a bar 2 weeks ago that said at a bachelor party, a bouncer broke his friends phone because he thought he was taking a picture of a dancer, when he was actually trying to get a signal to send a text. Oh wait, I have the answer.....money.
• I love how ESPN explains what making it rain is to its culturally-ignorant audience. (here is a video definition)
  
• The amount of money being dropped at this club nightly is sick. You wonder how so many celebrities and rap artists go bankrupt, they spend ridiculous amounts of money.
• I laugh (and cried) at the end when ESPN said that Pacman has a daughter and a family to take care of. I pray for this kid.
  
• It was also humorous when they mentioned that Pacman was trying to get back into the NFL, the only career he knows. I believe he is still banned from the league, and which team would want him. Sad. He is going to have to quickly find another career he is good at.

This is my new favorite clip on ESPN, ever.

Here is my new favorite picture of all time. There is no story needed.

Too Sad For Cake

This week's award goes to Pacman Jones for turning the term "overpaid man-giant" into new territory. This guy may be the stupidest man walking the earth currently (stupidest man, obviously Paris Hilton is the stupidest woman). I mean this guy "made it," he was a highly paid NFL player, was an a good, young team, and had a bright future. Then his natural idiotic self comes through.....

Here are some highlights of his legal career courtesy of wikipedia.org:
As of March 2007, Jones has been arrested five times and questioned by police ten times since he was drafted by the Titans in 2005. Many NFL commentators are quick to point out that Jones has more arrests than interceptions since being in the NFL. Charged with assault, missing probation meetings, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, spitting on a female student at a nightclub, slamming the head of a stripper onto the stage, obstruction of justice, multiple drug arrests, and now felony attempted murder.

At what point does something trigger in your head that "maybe I should change my lifestyle?" The NFL suspended him without pay for a year, and he still didn't get his act together. He is now running around with an "entourage" whom have weapons, and telling them to open fire on people. Come on. I run around with an "entourage," The VanBuren Boys, and they are pretty hard core. But, I don't tell them to open fire on people, they are allowed to make those type of decisions on their own.

Pacman Jones: Too Sad For Cake