Some thoughts after St. Patrick's Day........
People who pretend that they are Irish are bigger assholes than people who are really Irish.
I know its St. Patrick's Day, I don't know need everyone to be wearing a shirt that tells me that.
Less is more when it comes to wearing hideous beads, hats, buttons on St. Patrick's Day.
Some people don't understand to just have fun when they go out, leave the drama at home people.
Don't let your heritage write checks that your ass can't cash.
If you can't wait 2 minutes for a drink when a bar is busy, you have bigger problems than not having a drink.
Don't ask for drink specials on the second biggest drinking night of the year, and then be disappointed that they don't have any specials.
Trust me, we can tell if you're Irish or not; you don't need to continually tell people that and you don't need a shirt either.
If you're not Irish, don't worry people can tell that too; so stop pretending.
All in all a great Holiday. Everyone can enjoy it, unfortunately even assholes.
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