I'm not fat, I'm big-boned

I have always kept a careful eye on the obese members of our society and people always thought I was crazy. For years I said that these people were up to something and had a grand plan to all their weight gain. Now there have been studies showing that obesity can lead to dementia later in life. I'm not a science man but to me this seems like a bit of a stretch and even a little bit of a cop-out. Then again, maybe I can use this to my advantage down the line. It's not my fault that I went crazy and killed all those hookers, my parents fed me too much as a child and I suffered from childhood obesity. Excellent, I know a few lawyers who are always looking for some loopholes in our legal system.