St. Patrick's Day Again

I know last year I blogged a few random rantings after St. Patrick's day, but this year I thought I would make a few observations the day before.

• St. Patrick's Day is a great holiday.
• It's the only day when you can go into a bar and order a "pint" and the bartender automatically gets you a Guinness.
• I still believe anyone who drinks green bar to look cool is an a**-hole.
• You should enjoy Guinness all the time, don't just drink in on St. Pat's
• You don't have to wear green today, and smack anyone who says diffently.
• All Irish Whiskey is a beautiful thing
  
• Don't order a Newcastle or a Bass just to be a dick.
• Don't order a Bushmills to try to make a statement.
• Don't pretend you go out to bars all the time, people can spot an a**-hole a mile away.
• St. Pat's day is a great day to buy someone else a shot, especially if you aren't Irish.
• It's also a great day to eat a potato like an apple.
• I still stand by my statement that you shouldn't wear an Irish shirt that you think is clever, guess what, it's not clever at all.
  

Everyone go out and have a great time. If you get into a bar fight (and you probably will) don't forget to fight dirty.