It's getting closer than we think

Check this out:

I'm telling you Planet Of the Apes was not science fiction. They are one step closer to taking over the world. LEt's see their check list so far.

• Have Hollywoode make a series of "Science Fiction" movies about their plan, so the humans think it would never happen. (Check)
• Have Marky Mark make a remake, to have the next generation see the simplicity of the plan. (Check)
• Have bears become godless killing machines and wreak havoc around the country, taking the humans' eyes off the real threat, apes. (Check)
• Have adorable squirrels begin doing reconasaince around the country. (Check)
• Have monkeys start becoming waiters and take away human jobs. (Chceck)
• Have moneky waiters start infilitrating humans' food supply. (????)
• With humans poisoned, General Thade takes off his the Former President George W. Bush mask and shows the world who has really been running the country. (any day now)
• With General Thade at the front of a massive ape army and the humans demobilized because of the monkey waiter poisonings and Americas crippled economy, the apes take over the world.

Not such an entertaining little science fiction movie now is it?