You're welcome a@*-hole

Some of my readers were noticing that I haven't been as angry or grippy recently. Fear not; I am back to working 40+ hours a week with high school students, my anger couldn't be higher.

While driving home from work I usually just take city streets and take my time. Its nice to just sit in my car and listen to my music and calmly drive home after a long day at work. Whenever someone needs to change lanes or turn I usually stop and let them in because I am in no hurry at all. I have noticed this week that no one ever raises their hand to thank the driver who let them in anymore.

I was driving home today and someone was trying to turn left onto a busy 2 way each direction street. I stopped to let him in and he then stopped in front of me for awhile until the next lane stopped for him and he was eventually able to turn. This driver did not raise his hand to thank either of us. (His window was even open, he could have verbally said thank you if he had wished.) People, it doesn't get any easier than this. Raise your hand to thank another driver for making your day easier and saving you time.

Rosie O'Donnell is as Big of a joke as you think

Everyone has a secret (or not-so-secret) list of people they would shoot if they had 6 bullets. My unofficial list is Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, Whooppi Goldberg, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Bono. Stay tuned for future blogs and the others, todays focuses on Rosie.

1) Why is she famous in the first place? What did she do besides The FLintstones MOvie that ever put her on the radar?

2) Did you ever catch her talk show?? Wow that made Chevy Chase's talk show look brilliant. Yet somehow suburban housewives loved it and it stayed on the air for far too long. All she did was fling koosh balls into the audience and have her stupid band leader laugh at everything she did. Everyone is funny when you have someone following you around laughing. On a related note I am auditioning people to follow me around laughing at my jokes and telling me how smart I am every time I talk. You will also be responsible for playing the Imperial March from Star Wars every time I walk into the room.

3) Donadl Trump schooled her quite well. Trump did an excellent job slamming her on many fronts, and her comebacks were pathetic.

4) Now she ahs come out that she suffers from depression and tried to commit suicide after the Columbine shootings. Depression is serious and many people suffer from it, but part of me doubts if she really does. Columbine?? What about Columbine upset her so much?? She didn't have kids in high school, she didn't live near there, wasn't connected to anyone involved. Columbine was a horrific thing and should make everyone thinks about the state of violence in this country. But I don't know many people who would consider suicide after such an events.

5) She has gone on the View to say that for 30 minutes a day she hangs upside in this swing-like device for therapy for her depression. How can hanging upside down help depression? That would mean bats must be the happiest creatures on earth. I watched a clip online of her showing this device on t.v., and I must say it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life.