Bears!

I'm not sure if this sign is real but if it is at least we have been warned.


(Hopefully you got the joke at the end)

Open your eyes people!

How many times do I have to warn the general public of bears? I have warned you all now once, twice, and three times. Yet still these god-less killing machines wander the streets getting closer to taking over day by day. Now this, footage of a bear breaking into a Circuit City, my guess to get electronic equipment for some kind of weapon.

In summary:

• Bears have starting coming more and more into the city, stealing food and items from people's garages.
• A famous bear from movies has killed.
• Now a bear has broken into a circuit city.

If you need more proof, you're an idiot. I'm am currently doing some research and my thesis is that bears, and the bear lobbyists in DC, were the ones behind the funding of the Planet of the Apes movies. Their goal is to get people more focused on apes taking over the Earth, when really bears are the real danger.

Prove me wrong.

Not Again....

I've been warning everyone for many years now that bears are starting to become organized are are entering our cities and will begin to attack soon. Now a bear that was recently an entertained and box office hit has turned on humans and has killed.

You've been warned.

There has been much discussion for years now about the dangers of bears in todays society. I have warned us all in the past. Recently EdGrimley has debated what is more dangerous tigers, or bears. Obviously bears.


Finally someone has made a public service announcement to warn us of how bears can attack when we are doing everyday activities like fixing a computer, or even making coffee.

God help us.....

I was sitting in front of my TV today trying to unwind after a day at work and the CBS evening news was on. I usually don't watch the national news but I was half asleep and didn't feel like turning. AT the end of the program there was a startling report.

Out west black bears are making there ways into urban ares. Often times going into people's garages, trees, and even homes. The piece showed a bear opening a door of a home. The piece explained that due to drought there is less food in the wild for the bears to eat so they are heading into cities to find berries and food. They are covering the real story, these bears are coming to kill us. We have long known that bears are godless-killing machines. I think their time has finally come.

They showed this gentleman who catches these bears int he cities. Instead of killing them, he takes them out to the wild and lets them out of the cage and fires at them, purposely missing. He says that he is teaching the bear that humans are not afraid and stay away. Actually you are teaching the bear that humans are a terrible and he should bring his friends and come back and attack.

You were warned. Bears are starting to organize and are going to attack.

My parents always taught me "don't bring a gun to a bear fight."