This explains it

Many of you may claim that my ex-wife left me because it was a sham of a marriage and love is not real. I will always stand by my belief that it was because of the one night she chased me around the house with an axe for 5 1/2 hours. This may explain why she did that.

Clever a*@-hole.....

SO today I drove past a church (that counts for actually going in and attending Mass, right?) and it has one of those electronic signs out front. I have blogged in the past about what these have said before, but it usually says either mass times, or some witty banter supposed to put a smile on your face and "believe in the power of God." Well today it said "God loves us snow much." WTF? Oh, I get it, it said snow instead of so. Hilarious? How's that working out for you? "Oh, you mean being clever?" No, I mean being an a*@-hole.

I hope God isn't sitting around thinking how he/she can show the people of Milwaukee how much he/she loves us, and thought about giving us this winter. We have had 10 days with the high below zero, we have had 58 inches of snow, 26 above our average.

That's almost as bad as how my wife showed me how much she loved me by sleeping with the mailman and leaving me with 2 kids and a mortgage in the middle of the night with no note. She loves me snow much.

Anniversary..

Two years ago my wife left me for "something better," and left me because of "fundamental flaws." In honor of that I present a music video that summarizes our breakup. Enjoy.

In answer to your questions....

After mentioning seeing a movie with my ex-wife, many of my avid readers have been e-mailing in and asking what every happened all those years ago to get us to get a divorce? Many have said they have heard of rumors of "fundamental flaws." This couldn't be further from the truth. We both loved each other very much and got along very well. In fact it was love that truly tore us apart.



We both had love for other respective things in our life. My love for a good baby fight on the weekend, and her love for COCK. A love that could never be satisfied.

Thank you all for your concern into our relationship, and I hope that answers your questions.