SO today I drove past a church (that counts for actually going in and attending Mass, right?) and it has one of those electronic signs out front. I have blogged in the past about what these have said before, but it usually says either mass times, or some witty banter supposed to put a smile on your face and "believe in the power of God." Well today it said "God loves us snow much." WTF? Oh, I get it, it said snow instead of so. Hilarious? How's that working out for you? "Oh, you mean being clever?" No, I mean being an a*@-hole.
I hope God isn't sitting around thinking how he/she can show the people of Milwaukee how much he/she loves us, and thought about giving us this winter. We have had 10 days with the high below zero, we have had 58 inches of snow, 26 above our average.
That's almost as bad as how my wife showed me how much she loved me by sleeping with the mailman and leaving me with 2 kids and a mortgage in the middle of the night with no note. She loves me snow much.
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