This is to put a stop to all those lame ass t-shirts that people wear thinking they are the coolest kids in the room. No matter how clever or cool you think the shirt is, its not. Don't wait all week and then pick you "coolest" t-shirt to wear when you go out on the weekend to prove to everybody that you are obviously cool. Would someone who is lame wear a t-shirt as clever and cool as this??
This past weekend a saw a group of guys out and about all wearing the lamest and most unoriginal t-shirts but they thought they were the coolest guys in the room. They were wearing such generic t-shirts as "I Like Beer" "College" (from animal house) "Beer makes you pretty" HEy guys those shirts are worn by every asshole in every city in america. Here's a tip: If the shirt is worn by hundreds of people it is not that clever and unique. I get it: you are a tool and like beer. Its a sad day if there are women in the room who see these guys wearing those shirts and are like: hey look at that guy, how clever he must be. Look at his shirt, ha, ha." The sad thing is that there probably are women out there who say exactly that.
If you want to really be clever wear something no one else is wearing, or even better yet stay at home with all your other pseudo-frat brothers pounding each others chests and seeing who can dress like the bigger tool.
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