Monday, May 28, 2007

Idiot Athletes Part 2

I know what you're thinking: "Hey dude, its Memorial Day, relax." How can someone possibly be this angry in one day and have three separate posts. With all this free time I have had a lot of time to open my eyes and see all the stupidity in the world.

This may come as news to you but Barry Bonds is a jack-ass. There is no one who better symbolizes what is wrong with sports, hell what is wrong with America. Now he has come out with this. HE is considering no giving any of his record breaking souvenirs to the Hall of Fame. As he put it, "I take care of me." Wow, I may not agree in the manner that he did it but, I think Curt Shilling was right. Bonds is just a bad-person.

This game, that you claim to love, has given you everything you have in life. Now you have cheated to get one of its most prized records, and you will give you nothing in return. Class-act. I feel bad for his son, what chance does he have to not grow up and become a jack-ass. After he retires Bonds is going to have to become more of a recluse than Howard Hughes. He has no place in normal-functioning society.

I donated every one of my record breaking souvenirs to the Hall when I retired (was forced out of the league. My magnet-filled ball, my jet-filled shoes, my mace, my voice enhancer used to leave threatening phone calls on other player's phones, the boxing glove I used when I rushed the mound, the tracking device I used to stalk that umpire, and the wire cutter I used to cut the breaks of the entire New York Mets team. Thats because I am a good guy and give back to the game I love.

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