Bummerfest....

Once a year I venture down to Summerfest on the lake front to bum around. Some people go crazy for Summerfest and go each of the 10 days it is held here. I really couldn't care less about it but go once a year because it is nice to walk around outside drinking beer. I decided to go last night with a group of friends and got enough material for a year's worth of ranting but decided to condense it into one blog.

• Don't wear your sunglasses when it is dark outside, you look like a schmuck. You would be surprised with the number of meat heads that wear their sunglasses at 10 p.m.
  
• If you're standing right next to a girl she's with you, I get it, there's no need to constantly grope her and feel her up in public. Was standing behind this douchebag that was constantly putting his hand all over this girl he was with, was getting obscene.
• Keep your shirt on. There is no reason for grown men to walk around without a shirt on, it is not that hot.
• When in the bathroom, just go to the bathroom. There is no reason to hoot and holler like you are at a strip club. Some of us are not as drunk as you and just want to use the bathroom and leave.
• When in public there is always a chance that there are families and children around, act appropriately. There is no reason to swear every other word and talk like a sailor when their are children around.
• If you can't dance, don't dance. Most people can't dance.
  
• There is no reason to to yell at people from a moving cab. Be a man and step out of the cab and say whatever you thought was so hilarious so it can be heard and we can see who is saying it. And its really not that witty or funny anyway.
• $15 is way too much for the right to enter the park and walk around and drink $4 beers.
• You're not as charming as you think, and she's probably not even 18 dude.