Too sad for cake....

I'm introducing a new section of Anger-Ranting, a weekly award given to who ever is too sad for cake for the week.

This week it goes to Ryan Seacrest of American Idol. I know I hate American Idol, and all but I rant on it often because I find it interesting how it has become such a cultural phenomena. I think may correlate American Idol to the earlier 2000s the way people correlate The Beatles to the mid to late 60s.

Now Seacrest is blaming Simon Cowell to the show's slight ratings drop.

• First off, they show still finished number one and had like a 1% percentage drop.
• Secondly, Seacrest went on to say that they judges are expandable, and they show may be better off with new hosts. If anyone is replaceable it is Seacrest. He is more replaceable than the guy who gets everyone's coffee. All Seacrest does is stands there and says we'll be right back after this commercial. The coffee guy at least knows how everyone likes there coffee.
• Seacrest thinks he is god's gift to hosting, a monkey could host that show.
• Know your place on the totem pole buddy. You do nothing. I don't see any of your personality oozing through and increasing the ratings.
  
• I blame the ratings drop to the fact that it is the same shitty show for the past 6 years, and people are getting tired of the same thing. The talent pool is also thinning. Logic would tell you that they best singers in America have already auditioned and been denied, and now all that is left is the scraps.
• Last I check Simon Cowell is one of the executive producers as well. Seacrest should watch his job. I heard there is a monkey at the zoo that is looking to move to Hollywood and get into hosting.

Sidenote: If I had started this last week Paris Hilton would have clearly won, but that all happened on Friday. How sad was that. I've been hauled off to prison from a court room plenty of times, never once crying for my mommy; crying for Superman, maybe, but never my mommy. Too sad......