Douche bag Time

I was sitting at a not-so local tavern last night trying to silence the voices in my head with alcohol. I walked to the bathroom and notices something that is the beginning of the end as far as modern society is concerned. They had an electronic arcade version of "Bags." Are you kidding me? Bags? That shitty game that idiots play before baseball games in which you throw bean bags and small holes cut in wood. I thought this was a local game here in Milwaukee, buy I guess there are douche bags every where. Do we really need an electronic version of soemthing we can play in our backyard whenever want?

This has got to stop. Next they'll be electronic bar dice game. Hey lets go to the bar and play bar dice, but not in person, but on the arcade machine. Lets create an arcade drinking game, an arcade dog-fighing game, even better a baby-fighting game.

The worst thing was that I was at the bar for 45 minutes and the same three douche bags were playing the game the whole time and they were having a great time.