Wednesday, December 12, 2007

He did it again......

Ladies and gentlemen your blogfather here has done it again. He has gotten another girl pregnant and then broken it off with to raise the baby alone. Reports say that Jessica Alba is now with child. Sure the reports say that the father is her boyfriend's (Cash Warren, made up name), but really it is mine. Sure she will say that she has never met me, or even heard of me, again lies. No one can resist this.

2 comments:

edgrimly said...

Nice job dude. Happy Birthday.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess - she told you she was pregnant and then broke it off with you on your birthday because of fundamental flaws right? Thats how they do. Tough break dude. Happy Birthday anyway (or should I just wish you a Less-Sad-Than-Usual Birthday?)