More Parenting Advice...

We have all already heard the news that Britney Spear's younger sister, Jamie Lynn (now that's a white trash name if I ever heard of one), is 12 weeks pregnant, oh yeah and she s only 16. Whore! This story is funny on many levels.

• First their mother had written a book on parenting that was going to be released in like 2 weeks. That book has not been put on hold indefinetly. I guess no one wants to read a book on how to raise your daughter to become crazy, head-shaving, drug addicted, whores.
• Secondly, Jamie Lynn is on some Nickelodean show that a lot of kids watch. I guess they will have to work her pregnant character into the story line (the 'Friends' method), or maybe kill off her character (the 'Lost' method).
• Lastly, this is hilarious because of article like this. Housewifes all over the country are worried about their daughters reaction to this situation. What will I tell my daughter about a 16 year old becoming pregnant. That CNN article has a lot of fake ways to approach the issue, I suggest the following dialogue:

Daughter: "Mommy, mommy! Jamie Lynn is pregnant. I'm confused, she's only 16 and not married. I thought you said babies come from two people when they really love each other and are married, then God gives them a baby."

Mom: "Well little Michelle, sometimes when a 16 year-old girl is really insecure and has low self-esteem she will do anything for attention. She will lie down and spread her legs for any douche bag in town. This guy is usually willing to bang anyone, especially if she is famous or really insecure, he may even tell her that he loves her just to bang her. After railing her he will usually leave her and want nothing to do with her or the baby. And that dear is where babies really come from."

Daughter: "Oh that makes sense. I can't wait until prom this year, maybe I can be like Jamie Lynn and get pregnant too. That would be so cool."