Pills are good...

I think I finally figured out what those pills were that my wife would always take. For years I thought they were birth control pills, and 3 kids later they obviously weren't. I now believe they were mirapex pills. I was watching TV a while ago and saw a commercial for mirapex, a pill you can take if you have restless leg syndrome.

Restless leg syndrome is when your leg moves and kicked a lot while you sleep (I can finally explain her black eye). These pills basically paralyze your legs while you sleep. All well and good. Then at the end of the commercial they listed the side effects of the drug. All the usuals were and then they mentioned; "some women experience increased sexual and gambling urges." WHAT?

First: increased sexual urges. Again this explains my ex-wife's "hobbies" with the pool boy and the gardener. But how does a drug that paralyzes your leg while you sleep increase your sexual urges? Oh wait, now I get it.

Second: increased gambling urges. Again explains where my ex-wife spent all our savings and continues to spend my child support. How does any drug increase your desire to go down to a casino and gamble? Makes literally no sense.

Well, I'm off to the pharmacy.






sorry about the quality, all I could find