Sunday, January 13, 2008

Thank you jeebus......

Somehow the dim-witted idiot ELi Manning pulled of an upset of epic proportions this evening. I received a message from avid reader Snow.man yesterday saying Eli would have to have the game of his life for the Giants to win, it turns out that he didn't have to. The Giants offense did not look good, they had like 10 yards in the fourth quarter. It was that Tony Romo needed to have a terrible game, and he did. I would like to think that is because of Jessica Simpson. I thought I would never say this but, thank you Jessica Simpson.

Sidenote: Since no woman could probably tolerate the company of Eli Manning for more than like 10 seconds, there is no hot chick out there we can hope distracts him this week. We will just have to rely on the fact that he sucks.





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