Me Coach Again Sometime

SInce I am considered a "non-essential" employee and do not have to go into work because of the weather, I figured I'd get some blogging done. I just read that Jim Mora is set to replace Holmgren in Seattle.



Oh, its Jim Mora JR? Well he just plain sucks. The Falcons under-achieved every year he was there. In December 2006 he famously said on a Seattle sports radio station that if he were offered the University of Washington job, he would take it. However, the job was not open, he was still the Falcons coach, and the job was never offered him. He was fired 4 weeks later.

PS: Mother Nature still is, always will be, Dead to Me, even though she got me a day off work.

And the winner is....

In the epic battle of the New York Whiners vs The New England Cheaters, the Whiners have some how pulled out the victory. Yet somehow I couldn't care less. I have no idea how Eli Manning, the quarterback with the personality of an inanimate carbon rod, ran an offense that beat The Cowboys, The Packers, and The Patriots. Eli Manning is terrible. Now we can look forward to Eli struggling his way through more and more commercials in an attempt to be more like his brother, who is tolerable in those many commercials he is in.

At least baseball season is right around the corner, we can only hope that New York and Boston teams buy their way to the championship again, oh wait they already have started.

Thank you jeebus......

Somehow the dim-witted idiot ELi Manning pulled of an upset of epic proportions this evening. I received a message from avid reader Snow.man yesterday saying Eli would have to have the game of his life for the Giants to win, it turns out that he didn't have to. The Giants offense did not look good, they had like 10 yards in the fourth quarter. It was that Tony Romo needed to have a terrible game, and he did. I would like to think that is because of Jessica Simpson. I thought I would never say this but, thank you Jessica Simpson.

Sidenote: Since no woman could probably tolerate the company of Eli Manning for more than like 10 seconds, there is no hot chick out there we can hope distracts him this week. We will just have to rely on the fact that he sucks.