Terrible Television

I just got home and turned on the idiot box, aka the TV, and noticed a program NBC has on called "My Dad is better than your Dad." Basically its a show where dad and their respective 6 year old sons and daughters compete in various events, some based on smarts and some based on physical prow is. PS it is terrible. Some jackass that used to be a VJ on MTV is the host and they seem to be changing the rules as they go through the show. One team had their dart fall of the board and they lost the points for it and then the next team didn't because "it was up long enough." This is honestly television game show hosts to the worse degree. I thought, and still think, that all these prime time game shows like Deal or No Deal, 1 vs 100, and Power of Ten, are all awful, awful and just a way for networks to make even more money because they are so much cheaper than creating a quality sitcom or drama.

Secondly, I want everyone to know that since I was created from the a mixture of the Force and elements of unbridled universal anger, I have no father, so therefore I could not compete.

I would also like to see a celebrity version of the show. Travis Henry could be the father of all nine of his illegitimate children and compete against himself.