MILF

This is the time of the year when the studios pump out all their terrible movies, and yet for some reason people still go to see them. (How did Remember the Spartans finish #1 last week?) Yesterday the movie They Eye came out. I am sure it is terrible. It is about a woman who is blind and then has surgery so she can see, after the surgery she can see, but now she can also see people dying or something like that. The only reason I mention this is because it stars Jessica Alba in probably the last movie that she will appear hot in since she is now preg-o. I take most of the blame for that seeing that I impregnated her. She will now start gaining weight (one of the many negative side effects of pregnancy) and I am betting that once she is a "mother" she will not appear half naked in movies jirrating her ass all over the screen. That's too bad because she is actually a terrible actress and the only reason she is in movies is because she is hot.

What are you going to do with all that junk inside your trunk?