Showing posts with label larry the cable guy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label larry the cable guy. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

Award Season Continued

So apparently Larry the Cable Guy has some competition for the greatest actor of our generation. Larry the Cable Guy comes out with hit after hit. Yet today Kevin James came out with a beauty: Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Written, directed, produced, and starring Kevin James. You n=know it is a hit. Watch this trailer:



Wow, does that look like a P.O.S. Anyone who sees this should really consider doing society a favor and killing yourself. After seeing that, there is no way that you could positively contribute to society. I guarantee there is at least 1 toilet scene in there. Fat guy, trying to protect a mall all night, it has to lead up to a toilet scene.

The saddest thing about all this is that somehow the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel gave it 2 1/2 stars. WTF? Once again proofing why the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel is written by uneducated idiots.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

"Birds of Feather....

.......Flock Together"

Here is a quick blurb in today's paper about our fan-favorite NEd Yost and his best friend:

Designated hitter

Comedian Larry the Cable Guy, otherwise known as Dan Whitney, took part in pre-game batting practice with the Brewers. A friend of Yost's, Whitney dressed out in a sleeveless Brewers jersey with "Larry" on the back, with one leg of his pants down and the other hitched up.

After watching the left-hander take several swings in the cage, Yost announced, "He swings the bat better than any celebrity I've ever seen."

Whitney has lost some 50 pounds while participating in a well-chronicled diet plan, but Yost said, "I think you can still sneak a pitch under his belt."

Do we need any more evidence that Yost should be fired? He is best friends with a no-talent, idiotic, ass-clown. He is bringing this guy in to make a joke of batting practice. The way the Brewers are batting, they need to take batting practice very seriously. And why would Yost be best friends with someone from Chicago who is a huge Cubs Fan (see picture).
Even if Yost were the greatest manager in the game (hint, hint, he isn't) he should be fired on simple principle. Birds of feather, flock together.