Rosie O'Donnell is as Big of a joke as you think

Everyone has a secret (or not-so-secret) list of people they would shoot if they had 6 bullets. My unofficial list is Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, Whooppi Goldberg, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Bono. Stay tuned for future blogs and the others, todays focuses on Rosie.

1) Why is she famous in the first place? What did she do besides The FLintstones MOvie that ever put her on the radar?

2) Did you ever catch her talk show?? Wow that made Chevy Chase's talk show look brilliant. Yet somehow suburban housewives loved it and it stayed on the air for far too long. All she did was fling koosh balls into the audience and have her stupid band leader laugh at everything she did. Everyone is funny when you have someone following you around laughing. On a related note I am auditioning people to follow me around laughing at my jokes and telling me how smart I am every time I talk. You will also be responsible for playing the Imperial March from Star Wars every time I walk into the room.

3) Donadl Trump schooled her quite well. Trump did an excellent job slamming her on many fronts, and her comebacks were pathetic.

4) Now she ahs come out that she suffers from depression and tried to commit suicide after the Columbine shootings. Depression is serious and many people suffer from it, but part of me doubts if she really does. Columbine?? What about Columbine upset her so much?? She didn't have kids in high school, she didn't live near there, wasn't connected to anyone involved. Columbine was a horrific thing and should make everyone thinks about the state of violence in this country. But I don't know many people who would consider suicide after such an events.

5) She has gone on the View to say that for 30 minutes a day she hangs upside in this swing-like device for therapy for her depression. How can hanging upside down help depression? That would mean bats must be the happiest creatures on earth. I watched a clip online of her showing this device on t.v., and I must say it was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life.