Random Rantings

• USA Today featured an article today talking about "2007 Most Caring Athletes" and picked Steve Nash and Dwayne Wade. First Nash is Canadian so I don't care how caring he is, he comes from a hippy culture. Wade just left his wife and 2 kids like 3 months ago. How caring is that? Oh yeah honey good luck raising our 2 kids I;m leaving you and are going to start banging every chick I meet on the road.
• Fox is premiering a new show this week called "The nExt Great America Band" in which competitors audition and compete in the same manner as on American on American IDol, but as bands instead of individuals.
• Oh yeah. Johnny Rzeznik is a judge on that show, he is the last person on earth who can judge what makes a good band.
• The shortstop on the Indians spells his name Jhonny Peralta, only an idiot doesn't know how to spell a name as simple as John or Johnny.
• I really hope they find out someday that those Bluetooth headsets cause severe, irreversible brain cancer. Those people look absolutely ridiculous wearing them.
• Jimmy Eat World is still making emo music. Those people really must not have been loved by their parents.
• There is a Jackass video game. What do you do just smash each other in the nuts and shove shit up your ass. Sounds like Snow.man's New Year Eve Party last year.
• The state of WI might have the worst professional sports coaches in the country. Obviously Ned Yost. McCarthy of the Packers is terrible. When there was 4 mins left, the Packers had the lead and the ball on a 3rd and 2; why not run it and use the clock and maybe get a first down? No, McCarthy does a 60 pass with the New TD King and it is picked off giving the Redskins another chance that they somehow blew. I have no idea who coaches the Bucks, but I am sure he is terrible.
• Why didn't the Packers trade up to draft Adrian Peterson? (they had offers) The guy gets over 200 yards today, and all our "running backs" combined have never been over 100 in any game.
• Boston University's football field is called Nickerson Field.
• On the plus side I guess Al Gore solved World Peace