As many of you know I have been writing a screen play for years. It is loosely based on the life of EdGrimley and his struggles with manhood. It features a young man who is too insecure to talk to girls so he lives in a make believe world of online love with invisible women. He even goes as far as building a woman for himself out of recycled beer cans and pillow cushion stuffings from his old couch. But then yesterday I turn on the Internets and see a preview for a new movie coming out in a week with the same premise. A young man is so turned off to the world that he purchases a life like doll online and pretends to everybody that she is his girlfriend. Watch this trailer to believe it.
I don't know if this movie is a comedy or the most bizarre and F%@*ed-up drama ever. What I do know is that it is a ripoff of my idea and Mannequin.
There is also a movie coming out called "The Eye" in which Jessica Alba plays a blind hot chick. Too bad that weren't true, I might actually have a chance with her. She wouldn't know how hideous I am and how hot she is.
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1) It was an old TV and some slightly used golf clubs.
2) Your man crush with your boy Gosling is even stranger now that the 'stache makes him look like a child molester.
Note to Ed.grim... I agree with the Angry Rantor: you need to pattern your life based on that of your defacto mentor Chopper and his unyielding machismo. 28 years of doing the breaststroke in a sea of Grade A top-notch kitty and that dude still makes Ricardo Mondelbon look like a prancing, preening, poofter. All I'm saying is pay homage when you have greatness in your midst...
Don't forget about 'Weird Science'
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