Sunday, June 1, 2008

Writer's Block (again)

I am always amazed with the s**tty caliber of movies each year outside of a handful of movies. The majority of movies that come out are down right awful. Is it really that difficult to write a movie that someone with half a brain would be interested in seeing? Apparently it is.

I ran into this little nugget about a new movie deal that was signed. They are going to make movies about a handful of Hasbro board games. Are you kidding me? Board games? Video game movies are awful and always star The Rock or Vin Diesel. I can only imagine how awful these movies will be. Sadly all these movies have been made already.
  • Monopoly (Wall Street)
  • Candy Land (Willy Wonka)
  • Battleship (Crimson Tide and Hunt for Red October)
  • Magic (Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter)
  • Stretch Armstrong (Inspector Gadget
  • Ouji (Poltergeist)
Anyone who has any part of these movies (on camera or behind camera) needs to be shot in the face and anyone who sees these movies needs to drown to death. You all have nothing better to do with your time or money? Sad.

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