Baseball Observations

Over the weekend I went to the Brewers' game on Saturday evening and sunday afternoon, and observed a lot about the human animal those days.

• Its not too difficult to read your ticket and sit in the correct seat.
• If you are in the wrong seat and someone tells you this, get the hint and move.
• People from Illinois do not understand the concept of turning lanes and merging.
• Don't bring a two month old baby to a baseball game.
• Ned Yost makes some the most bizarre decisions I have ever seen, yet every so often one works and idiot baseball analysts call him a genius.
• If drunk enough you will drink a warm beer after the game that was sitting in the trunk all game.
• Gambling on anything is fun.
• Don't honk while in bumper-to-bumper traffic trying to get out after the game.
• When leaving the parking lot, it is okay to let someone in in front of you.
• Its okay to sit throughout the game and watch it, you don't have to be constantly walking around the ballpark.
• Remember that some families go to these games and there are children around, so watch your language and try not to act like a complete idiot.
  

I'm going to the baseball game tonight with a group of 4th grade students, we'll see how my observation of the ballgame changes.