Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Open your eyes people!

How many times do I have to warn the general public of bears? I have warned you all now once, twice, and three times. Yet still these god-less killing machines wander the streets getting closer to taking over day by day. Now this, footage of a bear breaking into a Circuit City, my guess to get electronic equipment for some kind of weapon.

In summary:
  • Bears have starting coming more and more into the city, stealing food and items from people's garages.
  • A famous bear from movies has killed.
  • Now a bear has broken into a circuit city.
If you need more proof, you're an idiot. I'm am currently doing some research and my thesis is that bears, and the bear lobbyists in DC, were the ones behind the funding of the Planet of the Apes movies. Their goal is to get people more focused on apes taking over the Earth, when really bears are the real danger.

Prove me wrong.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You'll have to pry my pet bear from my cold dead hands