Tuesday, April 22, 2008

ENOUGH!!!

Eric Gagne has no right at all to be closing games in a major league uniform. He now has as many blown saves as he does saves. Someone forgot to teach him that ABC means ALways Be Closing.

I once had a roommate in college who gave the concept of closing the deal a bad name. He would go out get a girl drunk, slip in a few roofies, and still not get the girl back home. But, he looks like the greatest closer of all time compared to Gagne. Anyone who thinks steroids didn't make any of these players any better just needs to look at how poorly all these juicers on the Mitchell Report are doing this year.

Can't wait for the other juicer, Mike Cameron, to come back. I;m guessing he will bat .200 with 1 homerun and 13 RBI this year.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i didnt need to get them home.. i did my deed in the field